Happy birthday dementordelta!!!!!

I hope you have a wonderful day, sweetheart! You've been entirely lovely to me and I thank you for everything.

And I do hope we can sleep together again soon. Cause you know, I'm all about sleeping with you.

*smooches you all up*

Ok, so I cleaned my flist up a bit. If I mistakenly unfriended anyone who has me friended, let me know and I'll fix. I'm always paranoid that I'll hit the wrong button on these things.

So I guess I will be locking down some of my fic... Not sure if I need to lock them all down. I don't really understand what LJ is doing. I'm careful NOT to mention age in my fics, but does that matter? Hell, Pond's art didn't look underage to me, wasn't labeled as such, was it? And we see what happened there.

Also, I have to make a decision about the Rimming comm. Do I lock it down? Charm's in Cali at the moment, without net, so it'd be all on me to do it. At this point, I'm ready just to delete the damn thing so I don't have to bother. But then, that's just me being lazy, and of course I'd never do it.

I'm on gj, same username. And I've got an IJ reserved under the name anise. My stuff will be mirrored over in GJ in the coming weeks.

Today is the kidlets birthday!!!!!!! We're heading out to the comic book store so he can spend some birthday money. :D:D:D Mcdonalds may be in order as well. I could go for some grease right about now.

*kisses all around*

I can finally look at my flist again!!!! How cool is THAT??

( Kinda spoilery and possible unpopular opinion )

Sorry to worry everyone last night. Kidlet is fine, wasn't to do with him. Just me having a nervous breakdown. ha. Thanks for the hugs. I appreciate it.

It looks like the crisis is finally over for the most part. I will begin unlocking all my fic tomorrow or Saturday. Thanks for bearing with me, guys. I appreciate it. *hugs*

Ok, guys and dolls. I'm all locked down until this thing blows over. Hopefully I will be up and running again in a week or so.

*loves all of you*

Yeah, I wrote het. And Hermione. Go figure.

Author: Anise
Recipient: spiffthegirl
Title: Down the Rabbit Hole
Rating: NC17
Pairing(s): Fred/George/Hermione
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Hermione looses a bet. Fred and George have a shiny new toy. Fun is had by all.
Warnings: Rimming, pegging, mild bondage.
Author's Notes: I don't think I've ever written anything quite like this before. It was amazing fun to write, so I really hope that you enjoy it. :D Thanks to my lovely beta; you know who you are.

Title and allusions within the fic brazenly taken from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll.

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I got my Springsmut fic!!!

OMFG!!!

It's called 'Flowers in the Third Floor Bedroom' and it's Ginny/Twins and it's exactly what I wanted!!!!! I hit the jackpot here. *hyperventilates*

Check out these warnings:

Underage het incest. Object penetration. Humiliation. Rimming. Wanking. Possible dub-con. Threesome. Did I mention there was porn?

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8,400 words of YUM. AND the author mentioned that this was way out of their comfort zone and that they don't care for the twins and had never written Ginny as a main character. I can't tell you how much it means to me that someone would attempt to give me what I want when they really don't like it themselves. It turned out beautifully, sexy and wrong and sweet and hot and perfect! I adore this fic and the person who wrote it for me!

*bounces around*

Go read it and leave nice feedback, please!

*runs in circles and squeeeeeeeeees*

Title: Waiting for the Sun (Part Two)
Author: Anise
Recipient's name: Medawyn
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Bill/Harry
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is property of JK Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: Rimming, mild bondage. Porn. Not real warnings, more like… nice temptations.
A/N: Merry Smutmas, medawyn!!! I hope you like it, dear. I had a wonderful time writing it for you.
Also, thanks so much to my lovely beta, ridicu_liz. You were brilliant,gorgeous.

And special thanks to Gina, for making everyone's holidays brighter.


Part One

( Part Two )

I have to admit, I was horribly nervous when I turned in my smutmas fic to Gina this year. See, I write porn. Stop, stop, I know you might not have realized, but yes, it's true. I'm a porn author, plain and simple.

That this fic grew into a bit of plot pulled me right out of my comfort zone.

But I have had the most gorgeous feedback on this fic, and I'm going over there now to start replying. Thanks to everyone who read it and who took time to leave a review. I'm used to reviews that say 'omg I just came'... not to reviews like those. *is all bouncy and shit* So yeah. I'm posting it here in two parts cause it was too long for one post. :D

Title: Waiting for the Sun
Author: Anise
Recipient's name: Medawyn
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Bill/Harry
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is property of JK Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: Rimming, mild bondage. Porn. Not real warnings, more like… nice temptations.
A/N: Merry Smutmas, medawyn!!! I hope you like it, dear. I had a wonderful time writing it for you.
Also, thanks so much to my lovely beta, ridicu_liz. You were brilliant,gorgeous.

And special thanks to Gina, for making everyone's holidays brighter.

( Part One )

Part Two

I got my SMUTMAS! ljsdf;laskjfalskjfslkfjjskfaslfdkj

*does a flailing-type dance thing that injures herself and isn't pretty to watch*

No, you don't understand, it's amazing! It's ART. It's beautiful and descriptive and the fic that needs to accompany this is already setting up camp in my brain.

It's roasting marshmallows. I like marshmallows.

Go go go, look at it! And leave coherent feedback, as I am an idiot and have no idea how to critique art or what the proper things are to say. But I know I love it. I know Harry is gorgeous, and Snapes body is... and their hands, and Snapes face and Harry's face... omg their hair and and and and...

Did I mention there is rimming?? RIMMING!!! And I? Happen to LOVE rimming.

I know, I know, I can hear you all gasp, but it's true, there I said it. I shall no longer hide my shamefull addiction. I shall shout it from the rooftops, and I shall be wearing this art on a tee shirt as I do so.

Ok, I know, I got nothin. But I just woke up, I'm groggy, and I FUCKING GOT ART FOR SMUTMAS!! FANTASTIC ART!! What do you expect? Something good from me? I was a drooling pile in the floor a few minutes ago, I think this is marked improvement. And my Smutmas fucking rocks. Hard. I'll just be over here. Wanking. Writing Snarry for you guys to wank to. Stalking my Secret Santa and offering them my wanking services. Dancing. Badly. But naked so it will be somewhat entertaining.

What are you still here for??? Go review my art!~!!!!!!!!! And tell them they made me very happy. :D

*wanders off singing about art and rimming and molesting secret santas and humming off key*

And I love you guys. Hope you had a fantastic holiday!

I wrote fic!!! *waits patiently for the standing ovation to die down* Yes, yes, I know. It's amazing that I got my lazy ass in gear and actually did something.

First, I was lucky enough to be allowed to participate in the snarry_games and my fic went up over the weekend. *bounces*

Please check out A Hero's Welcome. It's of course Snarry, round 4,000 words, NC17 and there may even be a bit of rimming in there. ;)

Don't forget to vote!!! And make me look good, k?

And LOOK, I wrote MORE fic! And it's NEVILLE fic. I think I may have written one or two drabbles with Neville in them before, so this was a stretch for me. Let me know what you think… if it's hideous I know not to write him anymore. ;) And if it's good, then I'm handing out sexual favors.

Fic: Third Time's a Charm
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Neville/Charlie
Challenge: Written for the Nevillosity Late Bloomer Ficathon for thermidor.
Wordcount: 3,648

Follow the bouncing fake lj cut thinger. Or something.

If you see any glaring errors, let me know. I beta'd myself, and we all know I'm a bit of a fuck up, so there you have it.

Everyone doing all right? *hugs entire flist*

Fic: Atonement
Pairing: Fenrir/Remus
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Bloodplay, dubious consent, mind fuck, violence, angst, angst, angst. This one isn't pretty, guys. ;)
A/N: Thanks to my Charmy for the once over. If is sucks ass, it is entirely my fault. *loves on Charm*

( Fenrir had been human once… )

Fic: Roses are Dead…
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: Rimming
A/N: This is all for inspiredlife. Happy Valentine's Day, sweetness. And thank you so very much.

Thanks to my lovely Charmy for the beta. I hope she can forgive me for using the word 'shat'.

Also, I hate titles with a passion, and I hate this one, and it was almoste titled, 'Bob', because I was sick of thinking of it. *kicks things* So apologies for the lameness. Focus on the rimming instead, k?

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Fic: Small Sacrifices
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: NC-17, but really tame for me
A/N: This was written for gmth as a thank you for all her hard work and dedication to bringing us merry_smutmas. I am SO sorry it's so very late, hon. You deserve so much for all that you do, I really hope you like this. Let me know if you don't and I'll try again. :D Draco is mentioned in this fic, but only to bash him, so I hope that's ok.

Thanks so much to my Charmy for the beta and the title. If not for her, this would have been called 'Snarry for Flina Gina.' I like Charm's title better. :D

( This always gave him a headache. )

Fic: Shadows and Motions
Pairing: Cedric/Harry
Rating: R-ish?
Warning: Underage fumbling. And angst.
A/N: This fic was inspired by ponderosa121's gorgeous artwork found here. Please go tell her how gorgeous it is.

Thanks so much to my Charmy (who is BACK FINALLY OMG!) for the fabulous beta. And for listening to be blither on for an hour over the lame fucking title I finally picked. I swear to God I nearly named the damn thing 'Bob' just so I could stop thinking about it. *grumbles*

Let me know what you think.

( Flashes of light pulse around him… )

Title: With Worldly Hands
Author: Anise
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Sirius/Harry
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is property of JK Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: Chan, dubious consent, rimming, felching.
Author's notes: Written for cmere for merry_smutmas 2005. I'm so glad you liked it sugar. *hugs and hugs*

A huge thank you to my gorgeous mooncharm and a big thanks to gmth for organizing this yet again, it is so appreciated. Quote and title taken from Charles Dicken's, A Christmas Carol. “Would you so soon put out, with worldly hands, the light I give?”

( With Worldly Hands )

Please, if you haven't already, go and check out La langue, the gift fic (RIMMING OMG THE RIMMING) written for me by the lovely wordplay. I will be kidnapping her soon and much molestation will follow, so she won't have much time to write, so make SURE you read this to tide you over. *nodnod* ;)

Fic: The Glimmer of Remembrance
Pairing: Sirius/Ron
Rating: Filth
Warnings: Dubious consent and chan. And it doesn't get much darker than this. Well, ok, it does, but that sounds really good, yeah?
A/N: This is for my Charmy for her birthday. Happy birthday, sweetness! I know it's dark, but you like that shit, and no, I didn't kill anyone off so you can relax. :P I hope you like it, babe.

Thanks to pitchblackrose and elinevere for the fablulous betas! *smooches all around* You were both a tremendous help!!!!! ♥

( The nights are the worst. )

Fic: The Finer Things in Life
Pairing: H/D
Rating: blowjob
Warning: Look at the rating.
A/N: This is for jexay for his birthday!!! Today he is yet another year older than ME! I think that we should celebrate this fact with lots of analingus and fellatio! Wooohoooooo!!!!

Wait… is that a grey hair, Jex? *runs like hell*

Jex, baby, you're always in my heart. Just… thanks. Mahal kita, sugar.

Thanks to Charm for betaing. Even though she gave me a whole bunch of crap for it. :D

( Harry doesn't really like wearing dress robes… )

Fic: Something New
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Rating: Porn
Summary: Harry dreams, Remus prefers reality, and Sirius is a Dog.
Warning: Almost 5,000 words of unapologetic fluff. And porn. And some more porn.
A/N: This is part of my In the End series. There are a few references to previous parts, but I think that it can stand alone just fine. Bit long, I got carried away, as I tend to do with this pairing, especially with this arc. :D

Thanks so much to my lovely mooncharm for the brilliant beta, I don't know what I'd do without her. *snogs* Also thanks to petulantgod for the advice and the handholding. *smooches*

Written for reddwarfer because I love her so much. Thanks for everything you do for me, babe. *hugs tight*

Let me know what you think, guys.

( He was so close, so very, very close… )